To Serve (One Thousand) Ferret(s)

Content warning: feedism. Freddie Farragut is abducted by aliens with a penchant for satisfying their abductees’ appetites. The only problem is their math is a little off.

March 26, 2022 · 5 min · 993 words · Buddy Goodboy, Esq.

You Only Live Large

Content warning: feedism. With a mad scientist threatening to stuff the world with mad science chocolate, only secret agent hippo Harry Broadback has the stomach to put a stop to his scheme!

November 24, 2021 · 9 min · 1820 words · Buddy Goodboy, Esq.

Red Delicious

Big Mac gets enormous.

July 3, 2016 · 9 min · 1796 words · Buddy Goodboy, Esq.

Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before

A very NSFW shaggy dog story.

August 19, 2011 · 4 min · 786 words · Buddy Goodboy, Esq.